The Drunken Moogle

Falcon Punch (Super Smash Bros. Cocktail) Ingredients: 1/2 shot 151 Proof Rum1/2 shot Watermelon Pucker1/2 a glass of Punch Mix (1 gallon of regular Hawaiian Punch and 1 gallon of the Berry Lemonade flavor Hawaiian Punch with a bottle of Everclear/Grain alcohol)Directions: First fill a glass about halfway with hawaiian/lemonade punch. Then pour the Pucker into a shot glass and layer the 151 over it using a spoon. Light the shot on fire, yell “FALCON PUNCH!” in the most Captain Falcon-esque manner possible, drop it into the punch, and chug. Once done slam your cup down, perform a 2 finger salute from your brow to the next person and say “Show me ya moves!”. That person is then next in line to do a Falcon Punch, or it is grounds for a “party fowl.” (Drink created by Kevin Mosely, with help of Rockenshury Duval, Miko Biega, and Alan Mayweather. Photography by Thiswillidentify.) Warning: Fire is dangerous. It burns things and stuff and faces. Be real careful, Mooglers.

Falcon Punch (Super Smash Bros. Cocktail)

Ingredients:

1/2 shot 151 Proof Rum
1/2 shot Watermelon Pucker
1/2 a glass of Punch Mix (1 gallon of regular Hawaiian Punch and 1 gallon of the Berry Lemonade flavor Hawaiian Punch with a bottle of Everclear/Grain alcohol)

Directions: First fill a glass about halfway with hawaiian/lemonade punch. Then pour the Pucker into a shot glass and layer the 151 over it using a spoon. Light the shot on fire, yell “FALCON PUNCH!” in the most Captain Falcon-esque manner possible, drop it into the punch, and chug. Once done slam your cup down, perform a 2 finger salute from your brow to the next person and say “Show me ya moves!”. That person is then next in line to do a Falcon Punch, or it is grounds for a “party fowl.”

(Drink created by Kevin Mosely, with help of Rockenshury Duval, Miko Biega, and Alan Mayweather. Photography by Thiswillidentify.)

Warning: Fire is dangerous. It burns things and stuff and faces. Be real careful, Mooglers.

Metroid (Metroid Cocktail) Ingredients: 1/2 shot Bacardi Big Apple Rum1/2 shot Coconut Rum1/2 glass Kiwi Strawberry Minute Maid (or Kool-Aid)A little less than 1/2 a glass Sprite3 Strawberries Directions: Shake the two rums and Kiwi Strawberry Minute Maid and pour into a lowball glass.  Add the Sprite for a bit of flavor and carbonation. Drop in three strawberries as a garnish.  If you choose, you can use your ice beam freezer to cool the alcohol before you make the drink. (Drink created by The Drunken Moogle.  Photography by Meredith Shelton)

Metroid (Metroid Cocktail)

Ingredients:

1/2 shot Bacardi Big Apple Rum
1/2 shot Coconut Rum
1/2 glass Kiwi Strawberry Minute Maid (or Kool-Aid)
A little less than 1/2 a glass Sprite
3 Strawberries

Directions: Shake the two rums and Kiwi Strawberry Minute Maid and pour into a lowball glass.  Add the Sprite for a bit of flavor and carbonation. Drop in three strawberries as a garnish.  If you choose, you can use your ice beam freezer to cool the alcohol before you make the drink.

(Drink created by The Drunken Moogle.  Photography by Meredith Shelton)