The Drunken Moogle

Hitman: Absolution Cocktails Head Shot Cut Down Drowned Burned

Hitman: Absolution cocktails from Loading, featuring Absolut Vodka 

Ingredients:
1 part Silver Tequila
1 part Gin
1 part White Rum
1 part Triple Sec
Lemon Lime soda
Fresh Lime Juice

plus 1 choice of
Head Shot: 1 part Absolut 100 Proof Vodka
Cut Down: 1 part Absolut Citron Vodka
Drowned: 1 part Absolut Peach Vodka
Bured: Absolut Peppar

Directions: Choose your “death” ingredient. Mix all alcoholic ingredients into a mixing glass with ice and stir. Pour the mixture into a highball glass over ice. Top with the lemon lime soda and fresh lime juice. Drink up and watch your back.

Loading created these drinks for the release of Square-Enix’s game Hitman Absolution. 

With a franchise as iconic as Hitman we had plenty to work with and decided we wanted to capture the variety of kill styles and create a set of drinks that took on both the visual style and classic themes of the Hitman series… but first we needed a ‘victim’.

In this case, the victim is a rather delicious Tokyo Ice Tea, a blend of five spirits; Tequila, Gin, Rum, Triple Sec (traditionally you’d have Kiwi but Triple Sec or Cointreau is easier to source) and Absolut vodka (almost a pun) - which represents the fifth instalment in the series of course. The drink is then ‘finished off’ with lemonade and fresh lime.

So having settled on the unlucky target, we went to our long-suffering photographer Will (check out his blog here) and explained the multiple ways in which we would like to assassinate our beverage. After recovering from this initial confusion about the idea, he took to the idea with aplomb and we found four potential methods of execution.

The studio was an interesting place to be that day, with glasses of booze meeting air rifles and samurai swords… it was messy - but an awful lot of fun. Seven glasses lost their lives that day for a total of four final images, which although a fairly good ratio, clearly wouldn’t be seen as acceptable by a certain bar-oded agent…

To really draw attention to the (borderline offensively) bad ‘Abosolut’ semi-pun, we used different flavours of the Swedish spirit for each image.

Drinks created by James Dance of Loading. Photography by Will Edgecombe.

Red Potion (The Legend of Zelda cocktail)
Ingredients:8 oz Cran-Apple juice1.5 oz Kraken Black Spiced Rum0.5 oz blanco tequila
Directions: Combine all ingredients in a glass/bottle on ice. Eddie recommends starting with the tequila first, so that the smell doesn’t overpower the drink.
Drink created and photographed by Eddie Strickland.

Red Potion (The Legend of Zelda cocktail)

Ingredients:
8 oz Cran-Apple juice
1.5 oz Kraken Black Spiced Rum
0.5 oz blanco tequila

Directions: Combine all ingredients in a glass/bottle on ice. Eddie recommends starting with the tequila first, so that the smell doesn’t overpower the drink.

Drink created and photographed by Eddie Strickland.

Metal Blade (Mega Man 2 cocktail)
Ingredients:30 ml Silver tequila (Camino Real used)15 ml Pineapple liqueur (Ananas Garoeda Black Pineapple used)15 ml Lime juice1 Lime wheel
Directions: Rim a cocktail glass with sugar, for the “blade”.  Stir the liquid ingredients and strain into the glass.  Garnish with a lime wheel.  Serve and, when in doubt, hit that sucka with a Metal Blade!
Drink created and photographed by Cocktail.daa.jp.  

Metal Blade (Mega Man 2 cocktail)

Ingredients:
30 ml Silver tequila (Camino Real used)
15 ml Pineapple liqueur (Ananas Garoeda Black Pineapple used)
15 ml Lime juice
1 Lime wheel

Directions: Rim a cocktail glass with sugar, for the “blade”.  Stir the liquid ingredients and strain into the glass.  Garnish with a lime wheel.  Serve and, when in doubt, hit that sucka with a Metal Blade!

Drink created and photographed by Cocktail.daa.jp.  

Sereni-Tea (Firefly/Serenity cocktail)
Ingredients:1 oz Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka3/4 oz Captain Morgan’s Original Spiced Rum3/4 oz silver tequila3/4 oz gin1 oz sour mixSweet TeaCoca-colaLemon
Directions: Shake all ingredients, except for the sweet tea and cola, with ice and pour in a highball glass.  Top off with an even mix of cola and sweet tea and garnish with a lemon wedge. Toast to the Independents and drink up! This variation of the classic Long Island Iced Tea cocktail is also known as Browncoat Tea.
Mal: How drunk was I last night?Jayne: I don’t know, I passed out. 
Drink created and photographed by Mitch Hutts of The Drunken Moogle.

Sereni-Tea (Firefly/Serenity cocktail)

Ingredients:
1 oz Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka
3/4 oz Captain Morgan’s Original Spiced Rum
3/4 oz silver tequila
3/4 oz gin
1 oz sour mix
Sweet Tea
Coca-cola
Lemon

Directions: Shake all ingredients, except for the sweet tea and cola, with ice and pour in a highball glass.  Top off with an even mix of cola and sweet tea and garnish with a lemon wedge. Toast to the Independents and drink up! This variation of the classic Long Island Iced Tea cocktail is also known as Browncoat Tea.

Mal: How drunk was I last night?
Jayne: I don’t know, I passed out.

Drink created and photographed by Mitch Hutts of The Drunken Moogle.

Miles Prower (Sonic the Hedgehog cocktail)
Another of Mana Bar’s themed recipes, the Miles “Tails” Prower cocktail is a modified orange margarita.  The website describes the drink as a “freshly served margarita with Cazadores Blanco Tequila, freshly squeezed lemon juice, sugar syrup, and Mandarine Napoleon Orange Liqueur all blended together to get your tail spinning!”
Drink created by Shay Leighton of Mana Bar.

Miles Prower (Sonic the Hedgehog cocktail)

Another of Mana Bar’s themed recipes, the Miles “Tails” Prower cocktail is a modified orange margarita.  The website describes the drink as a “freshly served margarita with Cazadores Blanco Tequila, freshly squeezed lemon juice, sugar syrup, and Mandarine Napoleon Orange Liqueur all blended together to get your tail spinning!”

Drink created by Shay Leighton of Mana Bar.