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Portal Beer Stein

A while back Cafe Press had some awesome Portal beer steins up for sale. Unfortunately, they were too cool and now they don’t have that design any more. They do still have many Portal related glassware and beer steins, though.

The beer is not a lie.

Cafe Press and Their Portal Beer Steins

The Cake is Not a Lie (Portal Mixed Drink)

Ingredients:
2 cl Whiskey
1 cl Kahlua
1 cl Bols Brown Cacao
1 cl Cherry Liqueur
1 cl Bols Strawberry
Top Up with Double Heavy Cream

Directions:
Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into ice-filled Rocks glass. Top up with whipped creme and strawberry slices.

Drink Created by Scrollbar.

GLaDOS (Portal Cocktail)

Ingredients:
1 cl Absinthe or Pernod
1 cl Bols Mint
2 cl Sourz Apple
1 cl Lime Juice
2 cl Apple Juice
1 cl Chilled Water

Directions:
Shake all ingredients with ice and fine strain into Cocktail glass. Add a single ice cube.

“In laymens terms: Speedy thing goes in, Speedy thing comes out!” -GLaDOS

This fine looking drink made by Scrollbar at ITU.

Teleportation Shots (Portal Shots)

First Shot
2/3 shot Gold Tequila
1/3 shot Orange Juice

Second Shot
2/3 shot lime juice or Roses lime
1/3 shot Bol Blue

Directions: Take the first shot, immediately take the second shot.

“In laymen’s terms, speedy thing go in, speedy thing comes out.”

Shots made by Scrollbar.dk.

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