The Gamerator 

Gamers need not pause the game the get another glass of beer with the Gamerator.  And that’s probably good, because I don’t know many arcade games that allow you to pause. 

The Gamerator is a multi-game arcade machine and kegerator in one.  It sports two full joysticks, a trackball, support for over 1000 arcade games, all playable on a beautiful 26-inch HDTV.  But what is the true genius of this machine?  It dispenses your beer and holds it for you, so that during intense rounds of Mortal Kombat with your buddy, you can use both hands without fear of spillage. 

Pre-order the Gamerator now for the price of $3,249.  Your friends will love you forever.

(Thanks to Dean of Gamefreaks for calling this beauty to my attention.)

The Arkeg Drink n’ Game

Behold, the pinnacle of man’s achievements!  The Arkeg is a fully operational arcade cabinet and keg.  It has a 24 inch LCD HD screen, two full 6-button player controls, and a trackball for you Golden Tee lovers.  Besides the 69 preloaded classic games that are on it, including Rampage and Mortal Kombat, you can put pretty much any snes gen console emu on it.  Did I mention, IT IS A KEG!  Fill that sucker up with five gallons of your favorite beer and fire up some pong.

The Drink n’ Game is available for the totally worth it price of $3999 on Arkeg’s website, here.