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The Drink is a Lie (Portal cocktail)
Ingredients:Cheap Beer
Directions: This is more of a fun joke to pull on someone than an actual drink.  Start getting a Martini glass. Put some Fancy garnish on it. Get a cheap beer from the fridge. Pour it into the fancy-made glass while the customer sees it and serve. Tell the customer that of course there is beer in it, as the drink was a lie.
Great idea and photography by Scrollbar.dk.

The Drink is a Lie (Portal cocktail)

Ingredients:
Cheap Beer

Directions: This is more of a fun joke to pull on someone than an actual drink.  Start getting a Martini glass. Put some Fancy garnish on it. Get a cheap beer from the fridge. Pour it into the fancy-made glass while the customer sees it and serve. Tell the customer that of course there is beer in it, as the drink was a lie.

Great idea and photography by Scrollbar.dk.

The Captain Price (Call of Duty Beverage)
Ingredients:Whiskey. Lots of it. (We used about 10 shots)
Directions: Pour Whiskey of your choice into a large glass, on the rocks. 
Warning: Captain Price don’t play.  This drink will hit you like a tank.
As a side note, this is the first drink that I’ve featured on here that is my own creation.  Given, this didn’t take much creativity at all, but rest assured, I have some very awesome ideas coming up.  The next drink featured, that is made by me, will most likely be a Legend of Zelda drink.
*edit - September 2012* This was our first “drink” that we created. It was more of a joke and I don’t actually consider it a cocktail. Please do not try to consume this as a normal cocktail. It will hurt like Captain Price hit you head with the butt of his rifle if you wake up in the morning.

The Captain Price (Call of Duty Beverage)

Ingredients:
Whiskey. Lots of it. (We used about 10 shots)

Directions: Pour Whiskey of your choice into a large glass, on the rocks.

Warning: Captain Price don’t play.  This drink will hit you like a tank.

As a side note, this is the first drink that I’ve featured on here that is my own creation.  Given, this didn’t take much creativity at all, but rest assured, I have some very awesome ideas coming up.  The next drink featured, that is made by me, will most likely be a Legend of Zelda drink.

*edit - September 2012*
 This was our first “drink” that we created. It was more of a joke and I don’t actually consider it a cocktail. Please do not try to consume this as a normal cocktail. It will hurt like Captain Price hit you head with the butt of his rifle if you wake up in the morning.