“Kick ***” and “Chew Bubblegum” (Duke Nukem Forever Cocktails)

Ingredients:
1 glass Coca-Cola
3/4 shot coffee
1/2 shot scotch
3/4 shot whiskey

1 glass lemonade
1 shot bubblegum vodka
1/2 shot grenadine

Directions: For Kick ***, pour the Coke into a lowball glass.  Add the other ingredients and mix by stirring.  For Chew Bubblegum, shake all ingredients together and pour into a lowball glass.  Add a gum ball as a garnish. 

“It’s time to kick *** and chew bubblegum.  And I’m all out of gum.” -Duke Nukem

(Drink created by The Drunken Moogle and friends.  Photography by Nik Seely.)

Nukem (Duke Nukem Forever Cocktail)

Ingredients:
1 glass Mello Yellow
1 shot vodka
1 splash spiced rum
1 splash moonshine (or any other high proof liquor) 

Directions: Mix the first three ingredients and pour into a glass.  Float your moonshine on top (we used moonshine because it’s the closest thing to, you know, nuclear waste or gasoline.  You can buy “moonshine” from most liquor stores, but any high proof alcohol will do).  Nuke that ‘splody barrel and ignite the moonshine.  Enjoy the flames, then extinguish and serve. 

“Nuke ‘em ‘till they glow, then shoot ‘em in the dark!” -Duke Nukem

(Drink created by The Drunken Moogle and friends. Photography by Nik Seely.)