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Nukem (Duke Nukem Forever Cocktail) Ingredients:1 glass Mello Yellow1 shot vodka1 splash spiced rum1 splash moonshine (or any other high proof liquor)  Directions: Mix the first three ingredients and pour into a glass.  Float your moonshine on top (we used moonshine because it’s the closest thing to, you know, nuclear waste or gasoline.  You can buy “moonshine” from most liquor stores, but any high proof alcohol will do).  Nuke that ‘splody barrel and ignite the moonshine.  Enjoy the flames, then extinguish and serve.  “Nuke ‘em ‘till they glow, then shoot ‘em in the dark!” -Duke Nukem (Drink created by The Drunken Moogle and friends. Photography by Nik Seely.)

Nukem (Duke Nukem Forever Cocktail)

Ingredients:
1 glass Mello Yellow
1 shot vodka
1 splash spiced rum
1 splash moonshine (or any other high proof liquor) 

Directions: Mix the first three ingredients and pour into a glass.  Float your moonshine on top (we used moonshine because it’s the closest thing to, you know, nuclear waste or gasoline.  You can buy “moonshine” from most liquor stores, but any high proof alcohol will do).  Nuke that ‘splody barrel and ignite the moonshine.  Enjoy the flames, then extinguish and serve. 

“Nuke ‘em ‘till they glow, then shoot ‘em in the dark!” -Duke Nukem

(Drink created by The Drunken Moogle and friends. Photography by Nik Seely.)

E3 2011 Drinking Game I apologize that this is a bit late, but if there are still some press conferences that have yet to happen and I know many of you who haven’t had time to watch the conferences yet.  This is an E3 Drinking game created by Jamie Young of Pixelitis.net.   Now, E3 can be a glorious time for gamers.  Exciting new game footage is shown, new consoles are debuted, and sometimes some very big surprises are announced.  Unfortunately, it’s also a time where we’re often met with great disappointment.  But that’s life.  So cheers, moogles! Let us drink to the hope that all our E3 wishes come true.  Grab some friends and your favorite brews and let’s see what happens.  Microsoft’s Conference Drink once for every time… Call of Duty exclusive content is mentioned. Having the best online network is mentioned. Announce Kinect game that doesn’t appeal to core gamers. Awkward girl actress portrays what girls might do with an Xbox 360. “XBOX (insert command here)”. A non-videogame celebrity goes on stage. Down the whole can if XBOX Live increases in cost again. Nintendo’s Conference Drink once for every time.. Reggie Fils-Aime takes a long pause. For every statistic from Reggie. Whenever there is a statistic that made the 3DS launch bigger than it actually was. Miyamoto shows up “out of no where!” Skyward Sword is pushed back to have a Zelda launch title.. again. A game rehash is announced. Down the whole can if… The Vitality Sensor is coming to Project Cafe! Sony’s Conference Drink once for every time.. Sony apologizes. Big promises to make up for lost network time. New video footage for the third of a series (Uncharted 3, Resistance 3, Mass Effect 3). Kevin Butler tries to cover up the Playstation Network issue with a fun joke. Kaz Hirai says something that will become a meme. Home improvements, such as new t-shirts, a real trophy room or Tim Allen. Down the whole can if PSN actually went down to prep Home servers for full release. NGP is announced free for all PS+ members… until they remember everyone is temporarily PS+ members, and they quickly cover up the announcement. General E3 Drink once for every time.. A technical error occurs. The audience awkwardly laughs at a bad joke out of obligation. The audience laugh’s at someone’s word slip or mistake. Immediately get drunk if… Hideo Kojima shows up. Again, thank you to Jamie Young from Pixelitis.net for creating and submitting this entertaining game.   

E3 2011 Drinking Game

I apologize that this is a bit late, but if there are still some press conferences that have yet to happen and I know many of you who haven’t had time to watch the conferences yet.  This is an E3 Drinking game created by Jamie Young of Pixelitis.net.  

Now, E3 can be a glorious time for gamers.  Exciting new game footage is shown, new consoles are debuted, and sometimes some very big surprises are announced.  Unfortunately, it’s also a time where we’re often met with great disappointment.  But that’s life.  So cheers, moogles! Let us drink to the hope that all our E3 wishes come true.  Grab some friends and your favorite brews and let’s see what happens. 

Microsoft’s Conference

Drink once for every time…

  • Call of Duty exclusive content is mentioned.
  • Having the best online network is mentioned.
  • Announce Kinect game that doesn’t appeal to core gamers.
  • Awkward girl actress portrays what girls might do with an Xbox 360.
  • “XBOX (insert command here)”.
  • A non-videogame celebrity goes on stage.

Down the whole can if

  • XBOX Live increases in cost again.

Nintendo’s Conference

Drink once for every time..

  • Reggie Fils-Aime takes a long pause.
  • For every statistic from Reggie.
  • Whenever there is a statistic that made the 3DS launch bigger than it actually was.
  • Miyamoto shows up “out of no where!”
  • Skyward Sword is pushed back to have a Zelda launch title.. again.
  • A game rehash is announced.

Down the whole can if…

Sony’s Conference

Drink once for every time..

  • Sony apologizes.
  • Big promises to make up for lost network time.
  • New video footage for the third of a series (Uncharted 3, Resistance 3, Mass Effect 3).
  • Kevin Butler tries to cover up the Playstation Network issue with a fun joke.
  • Kaz Hirai says something that will become a meme.
  • Home improvements, such as new t-shirts, a real trophy room or Tim Allen.

Down the whole can if

  • PSN actually went down to prep Home servers for full release.
  • NGP is announced free for all PS+ members… until they remember everyone is temporarily PS+ members, and they quickly cover up the announcement.

General E3

Drink once for every time..

Immediately get drunk if…

Again, thank you to Jamie Young from Pixelitis.net for creating and submitting this entertaining game.   

Ocarina of Lime (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Cocktail) In honor of the POSSIBLE upcoming Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake for the Nintendo 3DS (*edit* Looks like it might just be a tech demo.  But there is still hope!), here is Mana Bar’s Zelda inspired cocktail, Ocarina of Lime. “Masses of Bacardi Superior Rum smashed with fresh lime, mint leaves, sweetened with a teaspoon of brown sugar and blended with sparkling water.”  Yes, this is just the name of a Mojito at Mana Bar, but still, this is awesome. (Drink designed and created by award winning cocktail designer and bartender Shay Leighton, of Mana Bar)

Ocarina of Lime (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Cocktail)

In honor of the POSSIBLE upcoming Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake for the Nintendo 3DS (*edit* Looks like it might just be a tech demo.  But there is still hope!), here is Mana Bar’s Zelda inspired cocktail, Ocarina of Lime.

“Masses of Bacardi Superior Rum smashed with fresh lime, mint leaves, sweetened with a teaspoon of brown sugar and blended with sparkling water.”  Yes, this is just the name of a Mojito at Mana Bar, but still, this is awesome.

(Drink designed and created by award winning cocktail designer and bartender Shay Leighton, of Mana Bar)