The Drunken Moogle

Scumm Bar’s Finest Grog (The Secret of Monkey Island Cocktail)
Ingredients:6 Light Wheat beers (I used Bud Light Wheat)3 oz. dark rum (preferably Kraken Rum)3 oz. white rum1 oz. lime juice 
Directions: Grog is meant to be served to a group of pirates, so get some friends for this one.   Pour the six pack into a large enough pot or other container that can hold it.  Add in the 6 oz. of rum and the lime juice.  Stir all ingredients.  Use a small serving cup to distribute ye grog.
Note: Grog was traditionally rum that was diluted with water or a weak beer, served hot or cold.  It wasn’t the tastiest substance, so often ingredients such as sugar, cinnamon, or lime juice were added.  While the grog that Guybrush encountered in The Secret of Monkey Island was a bit more deadly, this grog is sure to not melt through your mug. It will give you the kick a drink made for a pirate should, though.
“To be a pirate, ye must also be a foul-smelling, grog-swilling pig.”
(Drink created by The Drunken Moogle.)

Scumm Bar’s Finest Grog (The Secret of Monkey Island Cocktail)

Ingredients:
6 Light Wheat beers (I used Bud Light Wheat)
3 oz. dark rum (preferably Kraken Rum)
3 oz. white rum
1 oz. lime juice

Directions: Grog is meant to be served to a group of pirates, so get some friends for this one. Pour the six pack into a large enough pot or other container that can hold it. Add in the 6 oz. of rum and the lime juice. Stir all ingredients. Use a small serving cup to distribute ye grog.

Note: Grog was traditionally rum that was diluted with water or a weak beer, served hot or cold. It wasn’t the tastiest substance, so often ingredients such as sugar, cinnamon, or lime juice were added. While the grog that Guybrush encountered in The Secret of Monkey Island was a bit more deadly, this grog is sure to not melt through your mug. It will give you the kick a drink made for a pirate should, though.

“To be a pirate, ye must also be a foul-smelling, grog-swilling pig.”

(Drink created by The Drunken Moogle.)

Notes

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    If I ever make this, I’ll use decent wheat
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    mmm, sounds delicious.
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    I know who I’m showing
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  15. itsnotbad07 reblogged this from thedrunkenmoogle and added:
    rum! Im SOO doing...at my next party.. Maybe i should have
  16. abeardifulmind reblogged this from thedrunkenmoogle and added:
    some time. I’m...I could find an excuse.
  17. youkaryote reblogged this from thedrunkenmoogle and added:
    kljdljsljdsdkldjdjdsdsdsl...monkey island
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    I think we should drink...because it involves...elusive...
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    OH MAI GAWD *drools* I mean ewww but it’s cool xD
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    I know your lady diet doesn’t permit beer but you don’t have a choice BUUKE, we doing this. and Fuck having friends...
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  35. hacksawjenny reblogged this from thedrunkenmoogle and added:
    So, got wayy too drunk off...actually delicious (and I am really