The Drunken Moogle

Cave Johnson’s Flaming Lemonade (Portal 2 Cocktail)
Ingredients:10 oz. lemonade2 oz. limoncello1 splash Everclear (or other grain alcohol)1 grain alcohol-soaked lemon wheel
Directions:  Cut a lemon wheel and soak it in grain alcohol while you make the drink.  Mix the lemonade and limoncello into a tall glass, then float a splash of grain alcohol on top of the drink.  Place the lemon wheel on the rim of the glass and ignite the top.  Admire your delicious weapon, then extinguish and drink.  Tip: If you can’t get it to light, add more grain alcohol to the top (float, don’t stir in).  The wider the mouth of the glass, the more that will be needed. “I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson
(Cocktail created and photographed by the Insatiable Geek.)

Cave Johnson’s Flaming Lemonade (Portal 2 Cocktail)

Ingredients:
10 oz. lemonade
2 oz. limoncello
1 splash Everclear (or other grain alcohol)
1 grain alcohol-soaked lemon wheel

Directions:  Cut a lemon wheel and soak it in grain alcohol while you make the drink.  Mix the lemonade and limoncello into a tall glass, then float a splash of grain alcohol on top of the drink.  Place the lemon wheel on the rim of the glass and ignite the top.  Admire your delicious weapon, then extinguish and drink.  Tip: If you can’t get it to light, add more grain alcohol to the top (float, don’t stir in).  The wider the mouth of the glass, the more that will be needed. 

“I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson

(Cocktail created and photographed by the Insatiable Geek.)

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