The Drunken Moogle

Mario Kart Drinking Game / Beerio Kart / Don’t Drink and Drive
One Mario Kart drinking game has already been posted. Since then, I’ve received about 50 emails with explaining a game dubbed “Beerio Kart” and “Don’t Drive and Drive”. The game is all over the internet, so its exact origins are unknown, but to it’s creator let me say this: Congratulations, my friend. You have created one awesome game.
Beerio Kart can be played with any version of Mario Kart. The rules state that in order to win, a player must first finish a beer before crossing the finish line first. The catch? Players must bring their vehicles to a complete stop before drinking anything. In order to enforce this rule, an outsider may play the “traffic cop” and watch for players who start drinking too early.
So crack open a few beers, grab some friends and race your way to victory!
Thank you to everyone who emailed me about this game. And if you are the creator, thank you! Also, moogles, never drink and drive in real life. Keep it in-game, where it’s fun and safe.

Mario Kart Drinking Game / Beerio Kart / Don’t Drink and Drive

One Mario Kart drinking game has already been posted. Since then, I’ve received about 50 emails with explaining a game dubbed “Beerio Kart” and “Don’t Drive and Drive”. The game is all over the internet, so its exact origins are unknown, but to it’s creator let me say this: Congratulations, my friend. You have created one awesome game.

Beerio Kart can be played with any version of Mario Kart. The rules state that in order to win, a player must first finish a beer before crossing the finish line first. The catch? Players must bring their vehicles to a complete stop before drinking anything. In order to enforce this rule, an outsider may play the “traffic cop” and watch for players who start drinking too early.

So crack open a few beers, grab some friends and race your way to victory!

Thank you to everyone who emailed me about this game. And if you are the creator, thank you! Also, moogles, never drink and drive in real life. Keep it in-game, where it’s fun and safe.

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    Holy shit this is amazing.
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    I want to play this sometime
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    We’re probably going to die.
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    Saturdays events.
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    IM so down to play this. anyone with me? anyone?
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    pull out mario kart 64...with Zombie. teehee
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