The Drunken Moogle

Falcon Punch (Super Smash Bros. Cocktail) Ingredients: 1/2 shot 151 Proof Rum1/2 shot Watermelon Pucker1/2 a glass of Punch Mix (1 gallon of regular Hawaiian Punch and 1 gallon of the Berry Lemonade flavor Hawaiian Punch with a bottle of Everclear/Grain alcohol)Directions: First fill a glass about halfway with hawaiian/lemonade punch. Then pour the Pucker into a shot glass and layer the 151 over it using a spoon. Light the shot on fire, yell “FALCON PUNCH!” in the most Captain Falcon-esque manner possible, drop it into the punch, and chug. Once done slam your cup down, perform a 2 finger salute from your brow to the next person and say “Show me ya moves!”. That person is then next in line to do a Falcon Punch, or it is grounds for a “party fowl.” (Drink created by Kevin Mosely, with help of Rockenshury Duval, Miko Biega, and Alan Mayweather. Photography by Thiswillidentify.) Warning: Fire is dangerous. It burns things and stuff and faces. Be real careful, Mooglers.

Falcon Punch (Super Smash Bros. Cocktail)

Ingredients:

1/2 shot 151 Proof Rum
1/2 shot Watermelon Pucker
1/2 a glass of Punch Mix (1 gallon of regular Hawaiian Punch and 1 gallon of the Berry Lemonade flavor Hawaiian Punch with a bottle of Everclear/Grain alcohol)

Directions: First fill a glass about halfway with hawaiian/lemonade punch. Then pour the Pucker into a shot glass and layer the 151 over it using a spoon. Light the shot on fire, yell “FALCON PUNCH!” in the most Captain Falcon-esque manner possible, drop it into the punch, and chug. Once done slam your cup down, perform a 2 finger salute from your brow to the next person and say “Show me ya moves!”. That person is then next in line to do a Falcon Punch, or it is grounds for a “party fowl.”

(Drink created by Kevin Mosely, with help of Rockenshury Duval, Miko Biega, and Alan Mayweather. Photography by Thiswillidentify.)

Warning: Fire is dangerous. It burns things and stuff and faces. Be real careful, Mooglers.

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