The Drunken Moogle

Mario Kart Drinking Game
Got a few beers and a Nintendo console?  Then Mario Kart is a must.  You can play this with any Mario Kart game but keep in mind, if you play with the Wiimote as a steering wheel, things will probably be a LOT harder after a few rounds. The rules are simple.
Rules for playing with beer:
Get hit by a shell or false item box = 1 sipGet hit by a person using a star = 3 sipsGet hit by a lightning bolt = 3 sipsGet hit by a character’s special item = 4 sips1st Place laps you = 5 sips (for every time they do)Fall off the course = Drink until you are put back onCome in last place = finish your drinkWinner of the race gets to choose one player to drink half a drink.  If they don’t have half left, they just finish their bottle.
The Drunken Moogle does not endorse drunk driving of any kind (buzzed driving is drunk driving).  Don’t do it; play video games instead.___
For another version of the Mario Kart drinking game, often known as Beerio Kart or Don’t Drink and Drive, click here. 

Mario Kart Drinking Game

Got a few beers and a Nintendo console?  Then Mario Kart is a must.  You can play this with any Mario Kart game but keep in mind, if you play with the Wiimote as a steering wheel, things will probably be a LOT harder after a few rounds. The rules are simple.

Rules for playing with beer:

Get hit by a shell or false item box = 1 sip
Get hit by a person using a star = 3 sips
Get hit by a lightning bolt = 3 sips
Get hit by a character’s special item = 4 sips
1st Place laps you = 5 sips (for every time they do)
Fall off the course = Drink until you are put back on
Come in last place = finish your drink
Winner of the race gets to choose one player to drink half a drink.  If they don’t have half left, they just finish their bottle.

The Drunken Moogle does not endorse drunk driving of any kind (buzzed driving is drunk driving).  Don’t do it; play video games instead.
___

For another version of the Mario Kart drinking game, often known as Beerio Kart or Don’t Drink and Drive, click here

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