The Drunken Moogle

nintendrunkMarshmallow Vodka Kirby

Ingredients (makes 3):
1 tablespoon unflavored gelatin powder or agar powder for vegetarians
1/4 cup + 3 oz. chilled marshmallow vodka
1/6 cup cold water (2 tablespoons + 2 teaspoons)
1/2 cup sugar
1/6 cup light corn syrup
2 large egg whites at room temperature
Small pinch of salt
1 tsp. vanilla extract
1/3 cup powdered sugar
1/3 cup corn starch
Vegetable shortening
Food coloring

Directions: Hold on to your warp stars! This recipe is a bit complex.

  1. Combine the powdered sugar and corn starch together in a bowl;
  2. Coat the insides of both the tops and bottoms a spherical ice cube molds (such as these) with a thin layer vegetable shortening, add some of the powdered sugar/starch mixture and shake so that the inside surfaces of the mold are well coated; return any unused powder to the bowl and set aside to use later;
  3. Sprinkle the gelatin or agar powder over 1/4 cup of cold marshmallow vodka in a bowl;
  4. Attach a candy thermometer to a small saucepan; add the water, sugar, and corn syrup.  Stir the ingredients a few times then turn the stove to medium-high;
  5. Using the whisk attachment, beat the egg whites in an electric mixer on slow until frothy, then add a touch of salt;
  6. Once the syrup mixture gets to about 210°F, turn the speed on the electric mixer up to fast;
  7. After the syrup gets to 245°F, carefully pour it into the mixer;
  8. As the egg white and syrup mixture is whipping, add the agar/gelatin and vodka;
  9. Add the vanilla extract and 4-5 drops of red food dye; continue whipping until the outside of the mixing bowl is cool and the mixture has grown 2-3 times its original size;
  10. Pour the marshmallow mixture into the greased and powdered bottoms of the molds (there should be enough for 3, but the molds come in sets of two - so maybe make 2 Kirbys and 1 Ditto?) to the fill line, packing it down gently; add the mold tops and store at room temperature;
  11. Once the marshmallows are set (6+ hours) take the Kirbys out of their molds and coat them lightly in the leftover corn starch/powdered sugar mixture;
  12. Fill a culinary syringe with about an ounce of marshmallow vodka (2 tablespoons) and inject it a little bit at a time into one of your Kirbys at various depths; refill and repeat with the other marshmallows (inject in rough or uneven parts of your marshmallows rather than on the smooth parts);
  13. The marshmallows might leak a little bit so store them on a paper towl on top of a plate until they’re relatively dry;
  14. Take a pinch of the corn starch/powdered sugar mixture and add a splash of water and a drop of red dye; mix it with a spoon, then use a toothpick to apply Kirby’s cheeks; do likewise for his eyes but with 2-3 drops of blue dye; and
  15. Serve on a yellow cocktail napkin cut into the shape of a warp star.

A note from the creator: 

“Hiiiii!”  This is our take on a Jello shot.  The marshmallow recipe is based on this one, which is great as it is… but then we found a way to make them look like Kirby and fit about a shot’s worth of vodka into each 2.5 inch marshmallow.  Inhale them! Copy Kirby’s drunk & friendly ability!  Spit them at your enemies!

The description above worked with unflavored gelatin; if you’re using a vegetarian substitute, you may need to make certain small adjustments.

Created and photographed by Nintendrunk. Thanks for the submission!

Glass Set Giveaway - Custom Etched Doctor Who Wine GlassesSponsored by Fanboy Glass
Whovians, get ready to get classy! Fanboy Glass has donated two of their wonderful blue TARDIS etched wine glasses for us to give away.  
To enter: Like or Reblog this post on Tumblr before 12:00 PM on Saturday (April 13, 2013). At noon we will draw a random name and announce the winner! 
Doctor Who TARDIS Custom Etched Wine Glass by Fanboy Glass - $14.99

Glass Set Giveaway - Custom Etched Doctor Who Wine Glasses
Sponsored by Fanboy Glass

Whovians, get ready to get classy! Fanboy Glass has donated two of their wonderful blue TARDIS etched wine glasses for us to give away.  

To enter: Like or Reblog this post on Tumblr before 12:00 PM on Saturday (April 13, 2013). At noon we will draw a random name and announce the winner! 

Doctor Who TARDIS Custom Etched Wine Glass by Fanboy Glass - $14.99

Devils Kiss (Bioshock Infinite cocktail)
Ingredients:25ml Spiced Rum25ml Chambord10ml Grenadine1 Lime50ml Ginger Beer50ml Cloudy Lemonade (carbonated)2 Dashes Angostura BittersCinnamon15ml Overproof Rum
Directions: Fill a high ball glass with ice, pour in grenadine, Chambord and dashes of bitters to begin. Carefully pour in cloudy lemonade and ginger beer down the side of the glass leaving the grenadine sitting in the bottom, add juice of a lime and finish the drink with a shot of Spiced Rum to the top.
To serve place drink on a saucer and place the measure of overproof rum around the base, light with a match and allow guest to flick cinnamon onto the drink/flame, extinguish, add straw and serve. Anyone looking to get drunk can drink the rum left in the saucer when cool.
“A civilized man has power over fire. A refined man handles fire with finesse: DEVIL’S KISS.” -Fink Manufacturing advertisement
Drink created by James Dance of Loading as part of an official Bioshock Infinite series of drinks. Photography by Will Edgecombe.

Devils Kiss (Bioshock Infinite cocktail)

Ingredients:
25ml Spiced Rum
25ml Chambord
10ml Grenadine
1 Lime
50ml Ginger Beer
50ml Cloudy Lemonade (carbonated)
2 Dashes Angostura Bitters
Cinnamon
15ml Overproof Rum

Directions: Fill a high ball glass with ice, pour in grenadine, Chambord and dashes of bitters to begin. Carefully pour in cloudy lemonade and ginger beer down the side of the glass leaving the grenadine sitting in the bottom, add juice of a lime and finish the drink with a shot of Spiced Rum to the top.

To serve place drink on a saucer and place the measure of overproof rum around the base, light with a match and allow guest to flick cinnamon onto the drink/flame, extinguish, add straw and serve. Anyone looking to get drunk can drink the rum left in the saucer when cool.

“A civilized man has power over fire. A refined man handles fire with finesse: DEVIL’S KISS.” -Fink Manufacturing advertisement

Drink created by James Dance of Loading as part of an official Bioshock Infinite series of drinks. Photography by Will Edgecombe.

The Legend of Zelda Bottle Openers by 8BitMetal

A long time ago we featured a Zelda bottle opener that was crafted by Kirk H. Since then, Kirk has decided to open an online store and start selling his creations! The openers are hand made, 10 gauge steel, and come in a variety of colors. No word yet on if you’ll be trapped in time for seven years when you come into contact with the item.

8BitMetal’s Store Page - $20.00